I am about to let ya’ll in on a secret that will change your life. Wait, maybe I’m overselling it a bit. 

I’m going to let ya’ll in on a secret that will change your weekday mornings. At least your weekday mornings breakfasts. 
Generally speaking, I am not a believer in small kitchen appliances. As far as I’m concerned everyone needs a stand mixer, food processor, immersion blender and a crock pot. A toaster is handy if you eat a lot of toast I guess. And coffee drinkers seem to think that a coffee maker is as necessary as oxygen. A hot air popcorn popper can save your life when you’re home alone at dinner time and don’t feel like cooking. 
But that’s it really. I don’t need or want an electric can opener, bread maker, hot dogger, toaster oven, electric potato peeler or anything made by Ronco. My counter top real estate is just too precious to me to waste on a bunch of silly stuff that gets used now and then and collects dust the rest of the time.
Case in point; A while back I decided that I wanted to eat more rice. Brown rice, white rice, jasmine rice, wild rice. Oh the possibilities! Now, I am perfectly capable of cooking rice in a pot of the stove but in the fantasy world in my head, I believed that an electric rice cooker would free me up to do other things while the side dish was in the works. I could paint! Take voice lessons! Compose a naughty comic opera! Anything would be possible because a rice cooker would be like a time machine, creating 40 minutes out of nowhere every evening between work and dinner.
So I went to amazon and ordered this:
And for a good week, week-and-a-half I made rice. And the rice was good. Very good. But, at the end of the day, how much rice can a person eat, you know?
The rice cooker took up residence in a little-used cupboard where it shamed me every time I reached for something behind it.
Fast forward to my trip to Texas. The first morning I was there my mom made me the most delicious oatmeal. There were all kinds of dried berries and nuts to mix in to it but I was on vacation so I put brown sugar and heavy whipping cream in mine. Ummmmmmmm. It was amazing. And she made it in her rice cooker.
As soon as I got back to New York I got the rice cooker out and discovered two little bits of awesome. First, my Neuro Fuzzy has a “porridge” setting. And secondly you can set a timer to start it anytime you want.
Before I go to bed at night I mix one cup of of McCann’s Steel Cut Irish Oatmeal with 3 and 2/3 cups water (slightly less than the directions on the back of the can) and set the timer for 5:30 a.m. By the time I get up in the morning the oatmeal is done. It’s. Like. Magic.
But here’s the best part. Everyone loves the oatmeal, or porridge as we now call it. Even the kids. Do you have any idea how cool that is? For all five of us to agree on anything edible? Magic I tell ya!
The Neuro Fuzzy has now become a beloved member of the family. I’m even thinking of getting it a Christmas stocking.
You don’t need to rush out and buy an expensive rice cooker to put the magic to work for you. My mom’s is a tiny $20 job she got at Target. Just make sure it has a timer cause it’s really all about the timer, you know?
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